EIN NUMBER

Toots - I know you're hot to find out how the locals found out about the federals. I've got a theory on how this may have happened in my particular case. Not throwing any rocks, but I think the pig farmer who built the filling station across the road from my palatial country hovel may be involved.

Although there were no building restrictions in place to control what was built out here back then, my late husband took extreme and bitter exception to a filling station across the road. He may have made mention of this around the area. I told him he was lucky it was a filling station instead of a pig farm, and if he liked he could build a filling station or a pig farm of his own in front of the house, nobody cared including me, and wasn't the freedom of living in the country great. He became even more surly and disagreeable, which just proves he wasn't looking on the bright side. The upshot of all this was that strained relations developed with the pig farmer/filling station owner, and I guess he lay in wait for a chance to drive a peg.

The filling station flourished, traffic picked up, and as years went by customers over there started to wave at me when I was down at the mailbox. Some time later a fireworks stand in a trailer was added next door to the station by a different developer. Now we're talking commercial development. But I digress and I'm so sorry.

At this point I heard from the federals and started the cookie/candy factory, but it was inside my house and I didn't put up a sign. Nevertheless, it was obvious something was going on when the ladies arrived every weekday at the same time and parked in the yard.

I believe the ladies chatted up their friends around the neighborhood and detailed knowledge of the business got back to the pig farmer, who is no dummy about how things work. I suspect he reported me at the coffee shop to some of his buddies on the local level, who took action and reported me at the coffee shop to their buddies on the state level.

If you are from the city, Avitoots, you may not understand about the coffee shop. Allow me to explain. If the town is small enough (this one is), all the business that matters takes place at the coffee shop. All the news is passed around at the coffee shop (the real news will not be in the newspaper, which is dedicated to wedding announcements, sales, and obituaries).

If you are out of the loop with the coffee shop crowd, you don't know squat. That is what makes me certain this information was passed on there. I don't think for a minute that somebody's computer hooked up with somebody else's computer to bring the state and local authorities into the tax frenzy. This boils down dry to a personal conspiracy against me which I apparently inherited and don't deserve, and which has come to fruition after all these years because I started making candy. Will this never end? No.

When you say in your post that my experience is unbelievable, I hope you're not casting aspersions on the truth of my posts. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt (you're welcome) and accept your comment as a common expression of surprise rather than a criticism of my veracity.

I notice that Deacon and Wales are hoping this thread will shut down, and I have many times shared that hope. In fact, I have skipped huge sections of it because it wasn't fun, so I'm not as worn out as someone would be who dedicated themselves to a close scrutiny of every post. I wish to point out that the truly exhausted can always ignore the thread and if sufficiently ignored it will drift down the page and sink to oblivion. However, as long as some of us are still trying to solve the weighty problems associated with the EIN number, we few can continue to try to resolve the issues unless the Forum (note the capital) pulls the plug.

Avitoots, it is my fervent desire that you now understand how the locals and states found out about the feds in my case. Of course, I'm sure there are other ways but I'm just reporting on my personal experiences. That's all we can really do, isn't it?

My best, and please report anything you know for sure, or suspect.

Mary Davis Nowell. Based close to Fort Worth. Shopping Interstate 20 east and west, Interstate 35 north and south.


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/29/2012 04:59PM by MDavisnowell.

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i think that the ein number is very essential for filing out the tax form
OK New Poster. Would you care to explain your reasons?

Shopping Bama and parts of Georgia.
I'm still learning 24/7.
Hello Johnkane and welcome to this discussion. Please explain further. Which tax form (number, please) and why is it required?

Mary Davis Nowell. Based close to Fort Worth. Shopping Interstate 20 east and west, Interstate 35 north and south.
Steve - I'm so relieved I'm not alone. I'm going to recommend Febreze for the EIN odor. After you spray your office, please spray this thread.

We need to investigate what's going on at your house rather than just accept the situation. Exactly what date and time did you notice the odor? Would you say it's chemical, plant, or animal based? How strong is the odor when you're outside the house? Down the block? Way down the block?

When the cup crashed to the floor, did it break and did it leave a mark on the floor? You saved the pieces if it broke, didn't you? We could glue it together, put it back on the desk, and wait to see if it falls off again. That's evidence we need. What about the mark on the floor? Is the floor carpeting or a hard floor, possibly with an area rug? How much did you pay for the rug? Do you still like it?

What about the cat, is the cat OK? Has he/she lost any fur? The reason I bring this up is that my cat BBob has been losing fur and the vet said it is an allergy but the vet may be wrong (or right). What if these cats are allergic to the EIN? Do you have any ideas on how to get rid of this (the EIN, not the cats, I am sure you love your cat as I love BBob, who tolerates me when I'm carrying food).

I understand identify theft is a big thing now. Do you have any underworld connections we could pay to steal these EIN numbers from us? I don't mean to imply you're a thug yourself, but you travel a lot and you must meet many unique and interesting people. I used to know some of those unique and interesting people but since I retired I've lost touch and they don't publish their numbers in the phone book.

I thought maybe you could help me make some appropriate connections. I don't have much money left but I'm loaded with cookies and candy so hook me up with a fat guy.

You and Avitoots are the only ones who responded to my post about my problems so I guess the help circle is pretty small here. Do you think we can fix this? Don't forget to spray the thread.

Mary Davis Nowell. Based close to Fort Worth. Shopping Interstate 20 east and west, Interstate 35 north and south.
77! It's 79 in my house, but that beats 107 outside, lol!

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
Here in my city it is currently 99, high today is supposed to be 103, tomorrow 106 but I'll bet Rainy can top that!!
Frozen drinks hard to find in downtown. We got margaritas on Olivera Street, but they are overpriced for tourists.

My blender has ben on the fritz and I think that could be related to the EIN as well. Send a PM when you get here. I'll be at the pool.
OK, so here's what I was able to get for you at happy hour when I asked for something cool and refreshing:



It's kind of like a whiskey sour, but with mint. It's waiting at the bar for you.

(edited for image size)

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/29/2012 11:42PM by SteveSoCal.
Oh Great! I leave this thread for 30 minutes and Steve starts feeding My Old Lady drinks! Whats Next?...winking smiley

Shopping Bama and parts of Georgia.
I'm still learning 24/7.
I'm at the airport, should touch down at LAX around 10 pm.

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
mrcomputer101 Wrote:
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> Oh Great! I leave this thread for 30 minutes and
> Steve starts feeding My Old Lady drinks! Whats
> Next?...winking smiley




Do you really want to know???? *snert*

Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain
You do realize the rumors are going to fly now. Cettie is MrC's old lady! We have our own little soap operawinking smiley

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
They must have wi-fi on your flight, Lisa!...or did it get delayed?

Cettie must be using some kind of charm on Mr. C to get my IP address geolocated, I figure, but she was a few blocks off. Don't go to city hall when you get here ;^)
wi-fi. Are you going to be greeting me at the airportwinking smiley

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
MDavis -- I wasn't questioning the truthfulness of your story, it just is one of those stories that just made me wonder at the ridiculousness of some government actions. I'm not obsessed with finding out about the federal side of this entire issue. However, some have sworn that information is absolutely, positively not shared between federal and local authorities. So, I'm just curious how these things come about. And, maybe, through stories like yours, we may learn what warning signs to watch for to avoid fines and penalties. I don't know if any of us would have considered the government may wonder where information about employees would be since that is one of the main reasons to get an EIN. Your story allowed us to see that is a possible unintended consequence of getting an EIN.
Jeese, I hate rumors. It bad enough I gotta take her on the Maury Show next week for that DNA Test Thing!...winking smiley

Shopping Bama and parts of Georgia.
I'm still learning 24/7.
This is the best late night show in a long time, LOL!

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
SteveSoCal Wrote:
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> They must have wi-fi on your flight, Lisa!...or
> did it get delayed?
>
> Cettie must be using some kind of charm on Mr. C
> to get my IP address geolocated, I figure, but she
> was a few blocks off. Don't go to city hall when
> you get here ;^)

Pish tush, it wasn't Mr C's influence but the state of the art supercharged powers of the GPS on my broom.

Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain
Update on EIN and shops...I am now able to self-assign for the ultra upscale grocery store we all know and love. The CA zoning crew came to my house, and
approved my living there with an EIN #, however, homeowners are still holding an investigation, my Association fees might go up. The Govt. sent a letter stating I must have more than my normal one employee for my business (or else). I hired some Seniors from the Valencia Senior Center, they now schedule and upload for me, making this a "real" business, although the IRS says, you can have a one man business, kinda like a one man band (so to speak). I wanted to do it right, and feel good giving Seniors a place to go, and implement their income. I was accused of taking income away from the disabled, so now I actually hired a old guy in a wheelchair, who has a thing for me, more complications arise. I've been around the block, not to worry, am handling it. Avitoots asked a question, and I took it to heart, my answer is, yes, I checked and you can renign an EIN #, thank the lord, you can. I haven't decided yet, if I will go back to my boring old Soc. Sec. #, it hasn't brought me the ride this EIN # has, but Toot, yes you can wipe away the EIN # at any time.....so, knowing that, I will continue to finally get those very difficult stores posted in CA, am loving buying my nearly 70.00 worth of
groceries monthly, and will just chance not getting heavy fines, or being towed away to jail. Long live the EIN #.

I am now offended by Mr.C calling Cettie an old lady, and yes, I'll have a Cosmo.

I so hope Shume doesn't edit this........")

Live consciously....


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Since Mr C has some other commitments, I'll be your bartender for today.

Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain
I'll have a blackberry mojito please.

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
Drinks on the house.....

Live consciously....
Drinks are on the bar along with munchies and appetizers. Best of all, no one has to do a shop here.



Anyone trying to barge into this establishment MUST leave smelly socks, foul underwear and EIN's at the door. No exceptions.

Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain
Irene -- Guess you're oh, so special since others have said they can't wipe away the EIN at any time. Did she just provide a FOS statement?
You have to play nice if you are joining in for social hour, toots.

Today, I offer you the Fitzgerald!



(Perhaps we should start a thread for, "What are you drinking"?)
Oh, I get it, Irene can make fun of an experience that was reported by someone but I'm called on the carpet? I wouldn't have said anything if my name was not mentioned in that person's post in a derogatory manner.
I'm saying it's not too early to make yourself a ginger collins and just LOL at the whole thing.

Many of the posts have been facetious in an attempt to turn the tone of this thread around....
I got that and thought most of the posts were facetious until the one I mentioned and it bothers me that I was singled out.
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