Shaving eyebrows so you won't get noticed as the mystery shopper

February 22, 2018 01:33AM

I've been going through my head various ways so that people won't remember me from the last time I was at their location. Some include: Shaving eyebrows, wearing glasses, wearing a fedora, talking with a lisp, ect. Do you try to change your disguise to prevent being caught as the mystery shopper?

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February 22, 2018 01:41AM

I hope DavePi never moves to a state the has legal marijuana.

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February 22, 2018 01:43AM

I wear the most offensive tee shirts I can find and swear a lot so that nobody wants to remember me. On hot days I also skip the morning shower and deodorant.

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February 22, 2018 02:02AM

I dye my hair blonde. Oh wait. I already like, have blonde hair, like yeah, cool. Like duh! Time to go hit the bong again.

February 22, 2018 02:42AM

Don't waste your time with half measures. Find a plastic surgery shop.

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February 22, 2018 03:04AM

I'm having eyes done, make slanty, change hair color and style often, add wigs and add bulk so I'll look fat...but whoa is me they still remember, something in the voice I guess. Doing all this cuts heavily into my reimbursements...kidding around with DavePi, what you see is what you get.

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February 22, 2018 03:44AM

No.

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February 22, 2018 04:30AM

I sometimes wear glasses and sometimes contacts. Hair up, down, wear a hat. Dress up/down. I am pretty distinct in my features, so there's not a lot of wiggle room. I notmally kinda dress the same all day, everyday... black sleeveless dresses (I have about six of them) and a dress blouse, sport jacket, or casual tee. I am a "quick change artist" so I wear these black dresses as a "basel" and switch up tops and shoes. I take care of my 85 year old mom, so I really dont have time to think about what I will wear. I just grab and go... al day long!

TinaMarie

February 22, 2018 05:15AM

@DavePi - shaving your eyebrows seems like it would be the most effective in what you endeavor. You should definitely go that route.

Also, read the title of your post, and surmised that you might be the poster, before I clicked on it.

February 22, 2018 05:37AM

I eat a lot one week and then starve myself the next week so that I'm FatShopper the first week and SkinnyShopper the next. Works like a charm!

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February 22, 2018 11:04AM

I like to interchange my gender-not really but to dress the part.

February 22, 2018 04:50PM

DavePi, When I lost all my hair a few years ago because of chemo, I had 4 wigs to wear....all different colors and styles. That came in handy for MSing while my hair was growing back in! Now that my hair has come back in, all salt & pepper, I just leave it as is and don't wear my wigs anymore. But I DID lose my eyebrows, which have never fully come back in. So now I draw on either charcoal grey, light brown or medium brown each day, depending on my mood and the color shirt I'm wearing...but I don't think anyone has EVER noticed the different colors....not even hubby...haha!

February 22, 2018 07:57PM

Just got a nick. Will post on Saturday on my day off. #PUI(Posting Under Influence)

February 22, 2018 09:06PM

You are so silly!

February 22, 2018 09:19PM

DavePi, get a stage makeup kit. With that kit, you can cover your brows. You can latex yourself and look wrinkly and old. You can do practically anything... except, apparently, stay clean and sober...

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February 22, 2018 11:53PM

Dave, Rather than shave your eyebrows why not have them dyed like a rainbow?

February 23, 2018 12:29AM

I have never altered my appearance for anybody.

I have been known to jazz it up when I do a Coach shop or a higher end car though.....

February 23, 2018 02:05AM

I stare at associates and watch their every move, it makes them self conscious so they look away from me. For women, I stare at their chest, guys at their crotch. They quickly hide from me. Helps if you salivate a lot, breath heavy, and keep your hands in your pockets. For long shops, I wear a strapless dress with chucks. People avoid me, even pull their kids away.

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When you get in debt you become a slave. - Andrew Jackson

February 23, 2018 05:47PM

DavePi, why don't you post some photos of yourself in your different personalities and we will evaluate which ones would give you away.
But really I think going drag to your shops would give you so much more versatility than losing your eyebrows.
There are so many different looks you could do.

February 23, 2018 05:52PM

I must be getting old on the forum. One look at the title and I sigh "It's Dave Pi."

February 23, 2018 07:14PM

I think Dave Pi is funny, but this should be under General Chat, don't you think! I have never changed my appearance.

February 23, 2018 07:15PM

@DavePi wrote:

wearing a fedora

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February 23, 2018 07:16PM

Fedora level over 9000

February 23, 2018 07:17PM

DavePi is harmless, just on a different thinking platform than most of us, but gives me a chuckle. Fedora with no brows, good look!

Live consciously....

February 23, 2018 07:18PM

While you mystery shopped I studied the blade...

February 23, 2018 07:21PM

"just on a different thinking platform"

Funny, I assumed there was absolutely no thought involved in these ramblings.

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February 23, 2018 07:23PM

There was thought in color selection.....

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February 23, 2018 07:26PM

I am a simpleton, I must admit.

February 23, 2018 09:24PM

Unfortunately I am not a “ beige” person this is the hardest part of the job

February 24, 2018 01:44PM

I would think that would make you more memorable. I don't change my style at all. If I have the same shop, I go different times of days in hopes of not having the same person as last time.

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